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avatar John Paul
Boss: You failed your drug test
Me: I had a poppyseed bagel
Boss: Explain the weed & cocaine
Me:
Boss:
Me: It was an everything bagel

Boss: You failed your drug test Me: I had a poppyseed bagel Boss: Explain the weed & cocaine Me: Boss: Me: It was an everything bagel

avatar Isabella Lewis

what kind of unpredictable can we expect today? Can you remind us how you got your uniform torn three Halloweens ago? If you get dispatched to a loud party, make sure they know you're not the stripper.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

When you call out sick but run into your boss I've nothing to do It's good to see you I must go I know I'm a good friend And he's wearing my eyes And my coat Come on

avatar John Paul
PLUMBER HOURLY RATE
$100/HR - MINIMUM
$180/HR - IF YOU WATCH
$200/HR - IF YOU HELP
$300/HR - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST
$499/HR - IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB

PLUMBER HOURLY RATE $100/HR - MINIMUM $180/HR - IF YOU WATCH $200/HR - IF YOU HELP $300/HR - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST $499/HR - IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB

avatar Isabella Lewis
HEAVY BEER PARTS IN BAG NOT MY WIFE

HEAVY BEER PARTS IN BAG NOT MY WIFE

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